MID-TEEN CRISIS
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Sunday, January 16, 2011
ARGHHHH!! I'M DAMN FRUSTRATED NOW.
EVERYTHING IS OUT TO GET ME.. T-T
ALL my stupid watches are spoilt.
My favourite black one is lagging. Every time I look at it, it'll be an hour or two later than the actual time, and this is after I readjust the time. HOW NOW BROWN COW!? It's not like the battery is dying or what. It's still ticking! :( Prob is, this is an analog watch. Is it even possible to open it up and reset the system?! o.o
To my white baby-g watch,
I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU...
But who the hell changed you to tokyo timing?!
I've accidently changed it to other country's timing before and successfully changed it back, but not this time.
I've tried all possible buttons (there's only 4 btw) but nothing seems to work.
HOW YOU TELL ME?!!?
I don't have the manual guide. After serving me for a happy 4years, who would have expected such a thing to happen to my baby?:(
I can never trust the clocks at home because my mom intentionally set it 5 (?) minutes earlier. She knows I'm always late and hence convinced herself that by doing so, I'll be tricked.
Don't blame me if I'm late for anything. D:
OK. Then the second problem.
Wardrobe malfunction.zzzz
I think I'm damn pathetic la. All the stupid clothes doing me injustice. I've not shopped as in REALLY SHOP in 14243262987190701 years.. and this is the outcome.
Argh. Just looking at the tops itself is already an eye-sore.:( I'm so tempted to throw all out..
Anyway, THE REAL DEAL IS THIS:
Out of the few shorts I have, ONLY ONE FITS. and I'm wearing that now.
All the rest are so freaking loose even though they're S size. My hips must have shrunk or something..
I'd have to wear belts with them but the thing is, I DO NOT WANT TO WEAR BELTS:(
To add on, I've realized the severity of my problem after I started working. It's working etiquette to wear long pants but guess what? The only fitting long pants that I have is my tights. WAY TO GO NICOLE!
I do have jeans... but they're in dire need to be shortened and taken in at the sides.:(
Promised never to touch them until they're fixed.
I must have gotten fussier about my clothes...
Last and least about my bottoms, my three-quarter pants.
Stupid la. Don't know how I wear it until the pants flared out. Disgustingly ugly!! It's exactly like an inverted funnel omg. Bell-bottom style but it stops at the knees. How flattering..
I know.. I must have been out of my cotton mind to even wear it that day. My friend just had to emphasize on how bad it looked.. I felt so self conscious the whole day :(
ARGHHH. Talking about all these clothes are making me even angrier and more unsatisfied.
You have no idea how long and hard it is for me to select clothes just to go out.
They're so ugly!:(:(:( sadface x 3
ok la, I actually do have alright ones. (a few)
Majority are basics and the remaining just remains in the wardrobe forever.
Yes, basics are good.
But I have so many its boring. (They're all passed down:/)
I can practically wear polo-tees of different colours for each day.
I gotta stop acting poor. Work ma ass off and use the money to change my wardrobe.
Bankok Platinum and States Premium Outlets, here I come.
THATS IT. TIME TO GO SHOPPING!!!!
WHO'S WITH ME?:D
Speaking of such problems, -sigh-
I'm in a mid-teen crisis right now.
God knows when but I suddenly felt so old- like a rotten saggy prune.
I look so gross it damages the eyes..:(
My dark circles can compare to the shade of dark brown eye shadow. Panda even.:(
and the eye bags oh god. You can say its as big as a tea bag :(
When I smile, you only see the darkened bags. no eyes at all.
sad and true.
Reaching 17, and I feel as though I've accomplished nothing in life. I'm like a useless lazy bum, too inadequate to do anything..:( not even deciding where I want to study, with certainty..
It's simply too much for my undersized brain.
My O level results aren't fantastic btw.
I was quite disappointed with it but I guess, it's what I deserved. Oh well.
Go ahead and laugh at me all you want :(
I'm too sad to care.
The beauty in ugly
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Thursday, October 7, 2010
HI.
I found my sesame street gang. :D
When i was a child, I used to play with Big Bird, Elmo, Bert, Grouch, Ernie..-all but one
omg i can't believe I've actually practiced discrimination at such a young age la!
Anyway, back to the point, i alienated The Count.
I would take him out whenever i play with the gang, but I would invariably leave him at a far corner; far enough to protect my other babies from harm, and far enough for him to be forgotten. oh cruel me!
Honestly, I have no logic.
I didn't like The Count cos' he was a monster-a cold blooded evil vampire. But how is he different from the rest !? The other sesamians are merely just monsters like him too!In fact, they're all worst off than Count. No classifications for monsters like them; they're just known as a FLUFFY MONSTER.
Good thing I have a little bit more logic now.
Looking at the toys, I realized that The Count is easily the vainest and probably the most sophisticated monster of all.
Look at him!
-He was sensible enough to comb his hair, to use wax. Unlike his other friends who left their hair unkempt.
-His face, even though purple, is flawless. Not like Elmo or worst, Big Bird. Hair all over.
-The Count has a pompadour! Trying to be like Elvis Presley~ worth the effort (Y)
-Did i mention, his cuteee soul patch beard? haha
-Well defined nose bridge (no plastic involved!)
- Rouge lipstick (Marilyn Monroe -inspired)
-Dramatic but a little droopy eyebrows
-Baby bow-tie (gentleman ttm)
-Black tux ($$$ rich)
-Contrasting cloak to bring in the oomph factor
- And my favourite, SMOKY EYES!
In cadbury purple to complement his skin tone!Sexy Smart 'S'
Such marvel !
Sadly, beauty really depends on its beholder. Its just hard for people sometimes, to see the beauty in ugly.
The Count was a classic case of being pretty ugly.
NOW TO MY MAIN POINT.
As much as i repent my sins of cruel treatment and new found love for Count,
I certainly do not want to look like him!
Just look at those sad drooping eyes, silently crying for rest.T-T
HENCE, I HAVE COME TO A DECISION.
I will not follow Count's footsteps.
Before my eye bags inflate any bigger, or dark circles darken to the same shade as his,
I WILL STOP LIVING LIKE A VAMPIRE.
=no more late nights
=active in the day
And besides, O LVL (OH MY GOD!) IS IN A FEW DAYS TIME!
which simply means, my annual cyber hiatus has officially just begun.
Until then, you shan't hear a word from me
All the best to me, to you , to those taking exams!
Hope i don't die.:)
Once again, The Count, for you.
In his slightly sinister side profile aura.
TERRIFIED
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Monday, June 7, 2010
Today, at 1248, we celebrate the death of yet another cockroach.
I really don't understand-.-.
The cockroach community at my place ALL have issues. They have spacious garbage BINS with mountainful of food, dark secluded corner to have multiple sex and lay a thousand eggs, cool damp soil to laze around.. but despite all that, they still chose to abandon paradise and risk their lives, to enter a habitat not at all suited for them- clean, bright, dust-free, busy. IS THIS A COCKROACH REVOLUTION?>_>
This is the story of my life ...T-T
I was spending girl time in the toilet when i heard my window blinds move.
Ignored it and continued what i was doing, but then the blinds shook even harder..
Then suddenly there was this ruffle sound, but i still chose to ignore it.
At that time i was thinking, it couldn't possibly be a cockroach.. where got so powerful can move my blinds one!
Eventually curiosity got the better of me and I stole a glance at the bathtub.
The cockroach was not there... D:
It was already climbing up the glass panel like speedy gonzales!
I kept reassuring myself, its ok, that bloody huge cockroach must have enough life skills and intelligence to get out of the toilet by itself, since it managed to live up to that size, so i left it alone. Instead of trying to crawl across the bathtub and risk getting sprayed by water, it climbed towards the ceiling, where its out of reach. quite smart..
SO MUCH FOR SPARING ITS LIFE AND LEAVING IT ALONE.. Mr cockroach was too greedy. He landed on same ground as me without asking for permission or saying anything. Took me by surprise, as he laid there, overturned, sprawling.
At such crisis, i ran to wake Pokkie up. Carried the half awake cat and placed him in front of the still-struggling cockroach. Such an attractive and juicy target right in front of his eyes and yet, he turned his back on me and continued his slumber. wth.. killed my hopes without a care :( I SWEAR, HIS USEFULNESS HAS EXPIRED!
STUPID CAT. unworthy of my love!:(
I mustered every ounce of courage, grabbed my translucent dustpan and whacked the HUGE ASS cockroach real hard.
TO MY HORROR, AFTER ALL THE SQUASHING WHACKING BEATING FRENZY, THE FREAKING COCKROACH WAS STILL STRUGGLING UNDER THE DUSTPAN.
Curled my toes until they turned numb, held the brush till my fingers turned white, and gave the damn cockroach multiple blows.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXHAUSTING THAT WAS. all cold sweat, increased blood pressure, loss of heart cells, headache, and i was actually yelping.
and after all the effort, i lifted the dustpan, confident and sure that it was dead; The cockroach sprang back to life.
@##%^%#@ ttm!
PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC.
went round the whole house looking for BAYGON.
and then i laughed at this thought that came to my mind:" wah scully later while finding Baygon, end up finding another cockroach"
opened my kitchen cabinet and guess who i saw? ;D
BUDDY ROACHIE NUMBER 2! YAY!
This is the story of my life..
Thank god shieldtox super fast exists. saved my life. found it at the moment when i was about to give up.:) just spray spray a bit AND VICTORY IS MINE! MAUHAHAAH I SLAYED ANOTHER COCKROACH!!GLORY AND PRIDE MAN.
1 bonus point for confidence level! :D
but after that murder, i got so traumatized and freaked out i started itching all over. T-T had to bathe again walao.
as for the roach in my kitchen cabinet, sad to say, its still happily enjoying life. Used up all my guts for the day already.
Lets hope i dont have to do another post on roaches again :(
luvs
NOT BACK .
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Monday, May 17, 2010
HUH !
WHY MELISSA!? WHYYY..!!
IM SO LAZY TO POST-.-
YET IM POSTING. SO IDIOTIC RIGHT.
I actually intended to abandon all you readers. LET MY MUSHROOMS DECOMPOSE ALL OF YOU TO DEATH.
but i guess, simple things like
colouredhearts. says (12:08 AM):
love.
go blog
will make my heart melt and be merciful once in a while.
THIS IS A VERY SLOPPY AND INSINCERE POST.
THAT IS BECAUSE I AM STILL VERY RELUCTANT TO WRITE.
TOO BAD. BYEBYE.
be jealous :) dont worry i love you.
I have a dream
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Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Sesame Street
Love, ur toad
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Thursday, January 28, 2010
NOTE TO ALL:
IM STILL ALIVE -.-
I see, this is the first post of the year!
and for such a start, my post will be damn boring :(
so miserable.
Sec 4 life is just mad hectic >_>
always on the run~
omg la not even one month and everyone so hardcore wth.
EVEN MY MOM -.-
today no homework (Y)
but my supposed OFF DAY will* be stolen by my slave-driving mother. ._. (right after this post..)
Seriously, i don't know how she can never run out of ideas of things for me to do.
good news for me, facts for all.
less than a month and i already accomplished one resolution.
IM OFFICIALLY 160CM mauhaahhaahahah
I'm just so great~
It's quite scary, to have parents that are lame and have some kind of psychic power.
Dunno what i talking about to my mom in the room, then she claimed that i was daylight robbing her.
ok fine lo, like that say your daughter.
And then my dad had to randomly just come in and say "you arh. keep taking my money without shame. you daylight robber".
good la they both. condemn me as a robber.. xD
but so scary don't you think? they had to mention the exact same words at that same moment with the same intention to shame and hurt my frail heart.:( and its not like my dad was already eavesdropping our conversation from outside. He was busy watching his movie. Coincidence, or fate to be condemn ? :(
ohoh then the other incident even better. Complained to my mom that the flower-print pads she bought were all with wings. must not buy those anymore. But she insisted they were wingless. She refused to believe me lehhh T-T
so bet lor! $5. see who win.
i opened the first pad; wings
she, stubborn and stingy as ever,
opened another pad; wingless
then not fair cos both never win or lose, so open again.
wings. wingless. wings. wingless
in the end, open 12 pads(?) just for the bet and none of us won it=.=
6 times in a row, i got pad with wings,
and 6 times in a row, she got wingless pads.
WHAT IS THIS MAN. EVEN THE PADS ARE SO FREAKING BIASE.
wasted time wasted hopes
and for today, i'll tell u an open secret.
I CAN READ CONSTELLATIONS
credits to Mel Jen for teaching me how. so cool u know, some polaris, north star thingy. from where ever you are, just look up the sky and look out for 3 stars in a row then find the triangle thing.. aiya u ownself go research.
now, i can tell which direction is north just by looking at the sky. PRO RIGHT!
which means, ILL NEVER LOSE MY WAY AGAIN.
i mean it, don't you dare give that sarcastic laugh.
EMERGENCY
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Homework crisis.
Note to self:
Start doing.
Revise the subjs
O levels - The bloodbath.
Better start preparing my ammunition.
press on.
PICTURE POST
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Thursday, December 10, 2009
Idiot-proof picture entry :D using my new cameraaaaaa
mush stamp from Japan ^^
BEST DAY OF 2009
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Tuesday, December 8, 2009
YOZIE!
today truly is the best day of 09. :D
After 124981340714 years of being camera-less, my mom decided that IT IS TIME I OWNED ONE~~.
Actually, I decided that myself. :B
Tried to divert her attention to the DSLRs but failed miserably :( she claimed that it was ugly and bulky.. but i bet its cos shes scared i'll spoil or lose it lor -_-
Dont wry, already hatched an ingenius plan.
1) makedo with whatever camera i have
2) take pretty pics
3) somehow succeed in impressing her that my photography skills are god-given
4) wait for tech convention
5) own the PROS' camera MUAHAHAHAH
ok anyway back to now,
IVE GOT A MAD-AWESOME CAMERAAAAAAA~~~
Sony Cybershot T90.
http://www.unbeatable.co.uk/articles/image/sony-t90_black.jpg
The black is sexy and sleek just the way i like it :D
omg just looking at it makes me damn excited now!whooho0o0o0
-12.1mp
-carl zeiss lense
-anti-blur
-smile detector
-1-2(?)cm Macro
PERFECT KIT :D I'LL SHOW U THE COOLIO PICS TAKEN NEXT TIME!!
+best deal ever.
The lady thrown in
-screen protector
-mini tripod stand
-extra battery (mad expensive)
-8gb memory card
FOR ONLY S$499!! OMG CRAZY ONE. MAKE ME SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUSLY HAPPEEEE~
Best thing is, its below the $500 budget my mom is willing to spend!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
and to top off my happiness, they had some free goodie thing for every $200 u spend.
and the gift?
AN UBER CUTE PIKACHUUUUUUU UMBRELALELALLALA!!!!
AND I GET 2 OF IT! ALL MINEEEEEEEEEEEE!
MUAHAHA. I FEEL LIKE THE LUCKIEST SHIT ON EARTH RIGHT NOW.
the happiness has gone past the limit of words.:D:D:D:D
ahahah.
this month had been quite slack.
2 weddings coming right up, which is the best reason to shop extravagantly
hohoho!
-EXCITED-
Will be emcee-ing for later's wedding.. HAHA and yes, WHY THE HELL AM I STILL AWAKE NOW ._.
AN EXCERPT FROM MY SCRIPT
Dear guests please rise and propose a toast to the beautiful couple wishing them a wonderful lifetime ahead.
*Note: Supposedly there are some Chinese wishing here. Well they are rather hard to be translated, so can we just make do with the mandarin version or….??
AHAAH UNDENIABLY THE BEST PART YO. NICOLE YEO SPEAKING IN CHINESE! the whole place will shake with laughter man >_>
and after that, will be my cousin's wedding.
Got a black low-back dress from Daniel Yam. simple :D
NOTE TO LESBO: needa go shop for lace.
like i said, this month has been quite slack.
which only meant that homework wasn't touched.AT ALL.
This is just too awesome. like always :O
for the lost sheep just like me~ TO-DO HOMEWORK LIST.
but I'm pretty sure there aren't any-_- except myself. n spouse. n lover....
seems like my cousins have finally learnt to appreciate and accept my mushrooms into the family.
mushroom stalk (Y)
literally mushroom head.
"my skin glitters under sunlight~"
POKKIE IS GONNA BE FAMOUS! CANT WAIT! EDWARD CULLEN #2 FTW!!
Fans start growing!:D
DNT MUSH LAMP. CUTEST. XD AAHAHAH
TOPIC-LESS
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Saturday, October 24, 2009
beesea
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Sunday, October 11, 2009
SEE LA. BROKE THE HIATUS :(all whose fault ah!im doing this to entertain all u bored and free people...D:-ahem ahem expecting a thank you letter from u mel!-i give u all quick update on whats going on in my fungus-infested life okay!serve as a reminder that i actually do have a life :Dcant wait to be promoted to advance slacker after eoyPASTOBS ECPCCA STAND DOWNSINFUL CHOCOLATE BROWNIEENGLISHCHINESEE MATHS PAPER1SOCIAL STUDIESHISTORYLITERATURE P1
CURRENT [till 16th]
LITERATURE P2
CHINESE ORAL
EMATHS PAPER 2
ENGLISH ORAL
CHEMISTRY
BIOLOGY
A MATHS
CYBER HIATUS
LETTER WRITING:D
FUTURE
TENNIS WITH SAMTHIAN
BDAY PARTY
PRAWNING WITH CHARM
GERLAI BDAY PARTY
CHARM BDAY PARTY
JOEY BDAY PARTY
ICE SKATING (RESUME)
SHOPPING WITH GER
SHOPPING WITH MEL
SHOPPING WITH SIN HUI
SHOPPING WITH CHERMAINE
SHOPPING WITH PIGGYMUSH
DATE WITH THE KOOS
DRESS FOR SYLVIA
THE LINE WITH MOMOVERSEAS WITH COUSIN(?)
MOVIE WITH DANIELLE
OUTING WITH NERISSA
CHOIR COMM BONDING 2
STRUCTURED LESSONS
CHOIR CAMP
PIANO EXAM
haha seems like im busier after exams. :O
faster book ur dates with me!~~ LOL
5 DAY HIATUS SHALL COMMENCE. GUDBAI~
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Wednesday, August 5, 2009
ADOLF HITLER-LOOKALIKE.
Attention: This is just for humour purpose. Dont come after me. ._.
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Monday, July 20, 2009
HARLOLLOL. yes i know you've all been missing my cyber presence but to further disappoint u guys, i don't think i'll be posting so often. whadya expect :( im busier than the bumble bee. But not to worry, cos ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER :) u have my love.What urged me to blog today is solely all thanks to the sickening cockroach, once again. Its a disgusting topic but what can i do if the problem keeps resurfacing?! T-T WANT TO DIE.
PROBLEMS:1. Dumpster beside my house is the source of all cockroaches2. 1800-POK-KIE-0123 hotline no longer exists
3. Cockroaches never fail to appear when im alone
RIGHT. so yest, before i tucked in (really late) , i went to brushie my teethie.
Opened the bathroom door and to my utter horror, a big black spot (which could only be a cockroach) was lying at the edge, overturned.
thinking it was alr dead, i bent down to double check. unfortunately when i did so, it sprang back to life. UP AND MOVING!i couldnt scream cos that would wake everyone up.
TWO CHOICES.
Either my life, my mom was going to take
OR the cockroach's, i have to take
i beg for your understanding, the suffering i had gone through.
:( i so poor thing leh. stand outside the toilet, in the dark, curling my toes.
cannot waste time so i grabbed my laundry basket, opened the door and threw the basket on top of the cockroach. and then i start shaking the basket to make sure the cockroach was minced. T-T BUT...
the bloody cockroach managed to escape.
i squeaked ok! then flung the basket towards the cockroach then hurry slam the door again.
it was like. facing death, kind of fear. u either die, or save urself.and so, i armed myself with defence for my next encounter with it. Grabbed the ugliest pair of shoes i saw [sry mummy] , opened the door and to my half delight half disgust, i have actually already slayed the cockroach with my 2nd basket-hurling attempt.i dont know which is worst. :/ a live cockroach sneaking around, or sharing the bathroom with a dead, grotesque-looking disembowelled cockroach that has slime/blood/juice trail all over.nevertheless, I HAVE SAVED THE DAY!
** suffered THE TRAUMA.. jelly legs... T-T
SO, THE QUESTION IS, WHERE WAS POKKIE ALL THIS WHILE?! in such cruel times of need. just where the hell is he!?
hmm. creeping around..
... emptying the dustbin to relax in it.
oh. and peeing illegally.
i saw him squirting the yellow liquid out.
nature truly is perfect. it was a perfect 180 deg thin yellow line.(distance from butt to surface of lift)
and then abandoning the disaster zone.
just to let you know, Mr cockroach and his family are quite well fed. All of them are about this size.
SO NOTICABLE ON THE GREAT WALL OF WHITENESS. the pillar is really huge. try imagining the size of the pest.
T-T
to end this post on a lighter note.
i found my best friend in maple!:D so cute right!:D:D
ps. couldnt mosaic the names cos i dont have ps -.-
Holiday mood
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Wednesday, June 10, 2009
YO! As promised, I'm blogging.Took me a lot of energy to pull myself together to do this okay!arghh. u know... okay la everybody, knows that the weather is so irritating. >:[ Its so hot it kills omg.Let me tell you what i've been up to this holiday :Da little late but it doesnt change the fact that there are actually cute and hot guys in Asia. Just gave me hope again!xDi watched Boys Over Flowers leh. My 2nd Korean drama. whahahah.Presenting the apparent hot favourites
HOHOHO! and its not just their looks that kill, they have talents. zomg.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I tell u ah, theres a very irritating and loser-ish girl named Charmaine Loh Min Wei, A.K.A CHARMANDA that exists in this small world. very unfortunate, yes. Kept bugging me day and night and night and day to post the pictures that we took.-_-
dont believe? check the tagbox.i bet she just wants everyone to see her *ahem bee-yoo-tea-fool face thats all.
comrades :O
classic bimbo shot
thrilling day.aiya-.- the rest u go facebook and see la.stupid.and im playing MAPLE again! ahaha.well i always do, during most holidays. 
GIANT owl hmm..this holiday ah...shall i say, lifeless?june hols= 4 weeks off.1st week; chiong tuition, choir bbq, p6 cluster camp.left 3 weeks.4th week; structured lessons, bio workshop, chiong hmk (for sure one)left 2weeks.2nd and 3rd week; finish 7 subjects of hmk. possible,possible? IMPOSSIBLE.MOURNING SESSIONas some of you already know, i misplaced my mushroom keychain. the one and only unique one. T-T
determined to find it, or buy it again, i held back my tears.
yesterday, i found out that the shop i bought it from, closed down.
yesterday, i also found out that that was the only outlet in singapore.
all i can do now is mourn over the loss of my darling mushroom. our fates have twisted T-T
i miss u my small eyed mushroom T-Ti very sad now :(
